NFL Preview—Many Brain Injuries

Here is my NFL preview—
I predict this season many players receive concussions and brain injuries that will shorten their lives.
I predict that games will be played in taxpayer-built stadiums that are gigantic Nero-like wastes of money.
I predict that the price of the average NFL ticket will be out of the range of many fans. I also predict that the ridiculous phony blue-collar Hank Williams Jr. will go on singing the working-class virtues of football on the pre-game show.
The only good thing about football is hearing that the Cincinnati Bengals, my former hometown team, have lost.
The Bengals demanded and got a new stadium after threatening to leave Cincinnati. It was extortion.
In the 1990’s the Bengals had a record of 52-108. In this decade they are 47-65.





